Title: I Feel Pretty
When your boyfriends so obsessed with a new friend he made he can’t even take the time to say goodnight.
its my brother’s 18th birthday in a few hours and my dad just grabbed him by the shoulders and said
“listen son. tomorrow, you can be legally tried as an adult for first-degree murder, so if you need to kill anybody, go do it now”
people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
Even on bad days, I’ll still be happy with you.